Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
