Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Send help, water and tortillas.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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