your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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