He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
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