Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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