I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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