I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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