I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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