dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I am midnight drunk by noon
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Randomize