Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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