you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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