bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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