so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
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