He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Randomize
