she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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