you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
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