Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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