Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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