Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
and you fell through a lawn chair
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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