Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Randomize
