wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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