so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
People in love make me want to vomit
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
I did not marry a roomba.
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