I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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