So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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