office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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