What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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