ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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