I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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