There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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