She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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