It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
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