So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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