So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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