Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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