just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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