If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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