i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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