I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
Randomize
