So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
bring money and cleavage
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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