therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
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