I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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