My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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