Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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