the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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