actually, I'm a sock model
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
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