My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
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