he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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