return my video game
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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