census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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