Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
this will be a night to untag.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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