i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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