just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Randomize
